JAY LENO, HOST: You trained your whole life, you win. How did you celebrate? What did you do?
GABBY DOUGLAS: We didn't have time to celebrate. It was team finals and had to turn the page all-around finals and event finals after that. But, after the competition, I splurged on an Egg McMuffin at McDonald’s.
LENO: Egg McMuffin.
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DOUGLAS: A salad.
OBAMA: a whole wheat McMuffin.
LENO: It was on a whole wheat bun.
LENO: So an Egg McMuffin. Very good.
OBAMA: You're setting me back, Gabby.
OBAMA: It's so hard.Okay . . .
Michelle, shut up. She splurged on an Egg McMuffin. After countless hours of training and winning fricking gold medals. How often do you splurge - especially on your frequent vacations?
The Egg McMuffin is not available with a whole wheat English muffin. If you had any contact with everyday people, you would know that.
And Gabby Douglas is not setting you back. Stop personalizing it. You want "back?" Because sister, you got it:
I hate these nanny types, especially when they are such hypocrites. A gourmet meal prepared by a trained chef is not "unhealthy" but someone who is a trained athlete gets schooled on public TV for having a splurge.
You know what? That's just rude. Instead of the segment being about Gabby and her great accomplishment, Michelle Obama turns it into a spotlight for her personal agenda.