Sorry, but any commentary on Joe "Ol' Man River" Biden, who suddenly sprouted Southern charm at a racially mixed event, would pale in comparison to Stilton's brilliant treatment of it.
If Atticus Finch saw Joe Biden stumbling up the street, foaming at the mouth, snarling and wild-eyed, he'd firmly tell his children to go in the house while he (ahem) took care of the problem . . .
Great literary reference (and is you received your education from the Los Angeles Unified School District, for the record, it's To Kill A Mockingbird) - go here and read more.