Thursday, June 14, 2012

Milk of Human Strangeness

Would you buy a sample of ilk that has been gargled for several seconds from a rich White girl?

Many are drawn to White Power Milk for the comforting certainty that our milk is the purest available. But it's something more elusive, and difficult to put into words, that keeps our customers coming back. We create a select beverage that is not only more healthy for your body, but is culturally superior.

Meet one of the girls, Ellie . . .


Ellie produces a cinnamon undertone giving her milk's creaminess a pleasing "bite". You can taste both high and low culture from her mouth. It's well-bred, but hidden underneath is something pleasingly mischievous.

Breath easy, people - it's just bad art.  The name attached is Nate Hill, who is a "performance artist," whih is another term for a person who likes to engage in odd and/or deviant behavior but is deluded enought to think they are producing "art" or is actually smart enough to con dumb people with adequate disposal income into buying their shit/contributing to their nonsense with the illusion that by doing so, they are becoming "patrons" of said art.

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