A few guys took remote control planes and crafted some sort of humanoid papier-mache kites over them and flew them above New York City.
And people were snapping away on their smart phones, saying, "Jesus H., they're flying humans!!"
As a native New Yorker (da Bronx, mofo!), I would like to apologize on behalf of other native New Yorkers. Evidently, we have allowed a bunch of idiots - likely hipsters - to move in.
Come on - if these were really flying people, don't you think they'd be waving, and hollerin', and shit? I mean, if I suddenly could fly, I am not going to be taking off over Manhattan looking like some stupid college planking trick. Hell to the no, I'd be divebombing cabbies and doing flybys over at the Empire State Building, and sneaking up to windows in high rises to see who I could catch doing something they shouldn't. Then I'd fly up to Massachusetts and take a dump over Foxborough.
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