I'm not ging to jump on the "I-Hate-Valentines-Day" bandwagon. It really is a holiday made for Hallmark Greeting cards, 1-800-Flowers, and Kays Jewelers. If you are going to celebrate it, have some fun - make it a good joke.
A good joke - sending the Stripper-Gram to the rectory is not funny . . .
Later today, I am going to try to get that picture of my dogs for the holiday to send to people.