What They Didn't Tell You About Corgi . . .

A dog that was feared dead after he was swept away in a weekend avalanche that killed his owner, Greenwich native David Lee Gaillard, showed up four days later at the Montana motel where his owners had stayed the night before going backcountry skiing.

Search and rescue team member Bill Whittle said he was "positive" that the Welsh corgi -- named Ole -- had been buried in Saturday's avalanche.

I own a Corgi.  I know Corgis.  And let me tell you, the story doesn't tell you what really happened.

After the avalanche, Corgi likely ate his owner's face to survive.  No problem, Corgis believe Man exists only to serve them.  After making his way back to the lodge, with a full stomach, Ole ordered room service.  Later he was heard to say, "Dumb shit nearly got me fuckin' killed . . ."

I love my Josie.  But if she and I were trapped on a deserted island, I would not turn my back on the bitch.