Sunday, January 15, 2012

Mow-and-Blow, and Let the Government Grow . . .

Zombie offers an insightful analysis of the Leaf Blower Paradox:

Twice a week, my relative hired a “gardener” to clean up the front yard. I put “gardener” in quotes because this young hardworking immigrant didn’t actually know anything about plants or gardens; basically his only task was to get rid of the leaves that fell from the trees in front of the house. He achieved this very quickly and efficiently by using a gas-powered leaf-blower. Perhaps when he was first hired his technique was to blow all the leaves into a big pile which he would then load into his truck for removal. A few may have gone into the neighbors’ yards, but hey, they were out of my relative’s yard, so problem solved. I imagine that over time, as he got hired by more and more people in the tract due to his low rates, he worked quicker and quicker and sloppier and sloppier, until the day I observed him, when he no longer even made a pretense of gathering the leaves into a pile; instead, he just blew them all into the neighbors’ yards, and then hopped into his truck and drove off to his next client. At three or four yards per hour, he was (metaphorically at least) raking it in.
But here’s where the paradox begins. The neighbors would come back from their jobs at the end of the day, and see all the leaves on their lawns, and they’d call up their own gardeners who would proceed to do the exact same thing in reverse — blow all the same leaves back into my relative’s and adjacent neighbors’ yards. This cycle would go on across the entire tract, because the same leaf-shedding trees had been planted along every street: everyone would hire gardeners to blow the leaves back and forth from yard to yard. At the end of each week, exactly nothing had been achieved: all the leaves were back where they started. And then the cycle would begin again.

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I am reminded of Bradbury's great book, "Farenheit 451" in which firemen are emloyed by the State to start fires with the goal of destroying books, which the State fears may cause people to think.  So, too, now do we see Obama creating jobs that destroy enterprise and achievement in the market place, as they would diminish the people's reliance on the State.

1 comment:

Hilary Jane Margaret White said...

What's wrong with a rake? And why can't these useless people rake their own leaves? Leaf-blowers need to be outlawed.