Mmmmm . . . stuffed zucchini for dinner . . .

An Islamic cleric living in Europe reportedly has warned Muslim women not to get too close to bananas, cucumbers or other produce -- to avoid having “sexual thoughts.”

[I]f women wanted to eat these foods, a third party -- preferably a male related to them, such as their father or husband -- should cut the items into small pieces before serving

Ah!  Brings me back to those second-trimester pregancy days . . .

Shut up, you know what I mean.  "Please, sweetie, let me get some sleep!"