Can you see it if you put on a white robe and wore this while going door-to-door?
You: *knock, knock*
Them: Who is it?
You: Christ, ma'am.
Them: HOLY SHIT!
You: Just want to let you know, it's not too late to convert to Catholicism. Have a nice day!
Nota bene: it is NOT cool to wear this to the bank and say to the teller, "My Father's house should be one of prayer, not a den of thieves - so get out and leave the money . . ."

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