Sunday, November 06, 2011

There's gonna be a long line at the confessional next weekend, so get there early . . .

Well!

Germany's biggest Catholic-owned publishing house has been rocked by disclosures that it has been selling thousands of pornographic novels with titles such as Sluts Boarding School and Lawyer's Whore with the full assent of the country's leading bishops.

Das is nicht gut, nein.
Wait, isn't "Lawyer's Whore" a redundant title?!

Updated!

Meanwhile, back at the ranch . . .
Roman Catholic priests have been told to inject 'scandal' into their sermons by a senior official from the Vatican.  Cardinal Gianfranco Ravasi said priests needed to liven up their often 'dull' sermons with the scandalous parts from the Bible.

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