Gloria Allred is back in town . . .

America's Legal Whore never fails to disappoint . . .

High-profile discrimination attorney Gloria Allred says another woman has come forward accusing Republican presidential hopeful Herman Cain of sexual harassment.  Allred and the woman, whom she did not identify, are planning a news conference in New York later Monday.

And here I thought she would be all over the Justin Bieber Baby Daddy case.  Well, if Gloria Allred is getting involved, you know it truly has become a three-ring circus. 

Let's play "Where Are They Now?"

Ginger Lee:  remember the porn actress?  She needed Gloria's "protection" after Anthony Weiner allegedly coached her to lie regarding his sexting.  He came clean, though, and resigned - which is probably bad luck because you can't shake him down for money.  Still a porn star but I wonder if she has given up married men?  Skank.

Justin Quinn:  that had to be one of the funnier moments of press conferences, watching Glo simulating a sex act with a baseball bat - behavior she said was traumatizing and disgusting - in front of Quinn's minor daughters and wife.  Stay classy, Gloria! 

Nikki Diaz:  remember Meg Whitman's former illegal alien housekeeper?  Gosh, I don't remember Sra. Diaz ever getting the $6,210 she said was owed her - plus that gift for her newborn.  Unless . . . maybe it was just a political stunt in an election year?  Once used, I wonder if Nikki got her ass booted back over the border after Gloria as finished with her?  No, she's probably sitting at Occupy LA, or at least shilling for the unions.

Rachel Uchitel:  remember Tiger Woods' mistress?  Oh, sure, I know - it is hard with so many.  Well, both she and Joslyn James, a porn actress, were represented by Gloria regarding Tiger . . . for what, I don't know, since sex between consenting adults is legal.  But extracting hush money, which Gloria did?  $10 million.  But she gave it back at Gloria's urging, except . . . Gloria got to keep her share of the silver pieces.

This yet-to-named woman should consider . . . does she really want to lie down with this dog?

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Fuckin' brilliant!