First, the incongruity of the phrase "Miley Cyrus Rock Mafia." It reminds me of when Linda Ronstadt tried to jump on the New Wave scene with some stupid, pandering album. Passing by a poster advertisement for the record in the NYC subway at the time, I saw someone had written on it, "Nope - no wave."
This song is like those seasonal pop-up stores at the mall, you know, like the calendar vendors that you only see at Christmas? Does anyone think Hannah Montana is really for the Occupiers OR is pitching the "Liberty Walk" to make her seem all trendy and edgy, and to make that break away from being a Disney evil corporation princess?
How sad will she be if the media doesn't start pitching the movement as a "liberty walk?" I'm sure she had some expensive PR men working on that. Given the demonstrated aptitude of the Occupiers to sit around and smoke a lot of dope, wouldn't "liberty squat" be more appropriate?
Did I mention weed?
Miley responds by telling the crowd — which, according to The Daily , included her parents Tish and Billy Ray Cyrus — “You know you’re a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. You know you smoke way too much f***ing weed.” “I thought salvia was your problem, Miley,” jokes Kelly.
Oh, Billy-Ray no cry . . . because you raised this idiot, dipshit.
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Oh please Ronstadt is one of the greatest singers of all time. Mad Love - was a pretty damn good album at the time despite the grumbling from some critics who could never quite figure linda out. New Wave - Old Wave that "labeling" had already lost its relevancy. Most critics were like gerbils up Springsteen and the Clash's butt anyway. Ronstadt will get her due - hopefully as far away from the phoney Rock & Roll Hall of Fame as possible.
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