England's Darkest Hour

Staff at St Paul's have been forced to clear up human waste inside the cathedral, it emerged today.

They have made several trips with mops to remove the mess found on a carpet inside the church near the West Steps - just yards from the anti-capitalist protest camp.

Meanwhile, vandals have spray painted '666' next to the main entrance.The provocative 'number of the beast' was daubed in silver paint on a wall to the left-hand side of the Christopher Wren masterpiece.

 It was painted at head height in the middle of a silver painted heart near to the entrance and tagged LCDG! with an anarchist logo.

To those who would argue that the people who did this are not part of the "real" 99% movement, I say that the fact that your "occupation" brings this element and that you are unable to control it, is evidence that you are equally incapable of running the world as you see fit. 

Go home, you filthy pigs.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch . . .