My dear friend in Peenix has the
sweeeetest wife, a lady from the South. I
love this story I heard from him:
Reason number 567832 not to screw with my sweet wife. Yesterday were watching TV and Axl Rose of Guns and Roses was on TV talking about beating alcoholism and he said “when I was a boy my dad was always cheating on my mom and we all knew about it and that is why I am an alcoholic”.
The Missus looked up from her nail filing job she was engrossed into and said in her deepest southern accent, “Really, I came home from third grade and there was a strange man on the couch and my mom was packing to leave us. I think that’s why I'm such bad driver”.
Oh, snap!
1 comments:
Stephanie, there is no such place as Peenix, it's PA-Hon-ix! ;-)
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