I suggest ordering an extra side of bacon and don't skip dessert . . .

Back in May, after a failed prediction of the Rapture, Pastor Harold Camping said that today was the actual date for it to occur.

So treat yourself today.  Because if he's right, by midnight tonight you'll either be in Paradise or still stuck here on Earth - as I suspect most of us will be - and either way you'll be grateful for some sweetness to your day.