I am the 99%, too . . .

They didn't let me post this one, either . . .

So as long as the Wall Street Occupiers consider all of us the 99% and because they pride themselves on really having no set agenda, except perhaps "fuck everything," why can't I list mine?

• TAX THE UNIONS.  The various labor unions collectively contribute hundreds of millions of dollars to various candidates (overwhelmingly Democrat) and PACS (overwhelmingly liberal) but are still considered "non-profit" and are tax exempt.  If they are going to try to influence the federal and state governments through the power of a check, they should pay taxes.
• CLOSE INDIAN RESERVATIONS.  We won, okay?  There should not be sovereign nations existing within the United States receiving federal aid.  Especially those rife with corruption and who like to do things like ignore state subpoenas and wage garnishments for members of the tribe who are dead-beat parents with child support.  And who "vote off" full-blooded members of the tribe, thus cutting them and their families off from casino money simply because of politics.
• STATES GET OUT OF THE MARRIAGE BUSINESS.  Want gay marriage?  Fine - find a church/temple/mosque/coven who will marry you.  All the states will do is create a civil union, regardless of the genders of the couple.  No one will be civilly married anymore.  And the civil union will be the only thing recognized for purposes of taxation or probate; couples may marry according to the precepts of their faith alone, if they so choose.
• REFORM EDUCATION.  If states can get out of the education business all together, that would be great.  Otherwise, provide school vouchers so parents have choice.  And no districting - if someone wishes to drive across town to a better school, so be it; maybe if schools were more competitive, their quality would rise.  I also want to see less "helping the children to become doctors and lawyers."  Screw that - we have enough doctors and lawyers, and face it, not every kid has the aptitude.  Let's also have more vocational high schools for kids who don't think or perform according to traditional academics.  In fact, offer a tax credit or some incentive for kids to be able to apprentice with private businesses to learn a trade.  I bet you'd have more productive and self-supporting adults.  And offer classes in real life skills, like how to balance a checkbook - if you look at turn-of-the-century curricula, there were classes in business accounting and home economics, the latter focusing not just on cooking but how to run a  household on a budget.
• FLAT TAX.  Enough said . . .

• MAKE PRISONS SELF-SUSTAINING.  You want to cut someone, cabron?  Good, you can work in the abbatoir, slaughtering pigs for bacon.  Jethro, you can be outside, growing vegetables and whatnot, if you're not up at 4:00 am to milk the cows.  Brother, you'll be sewing uniforms and mending any that are ripped.  Slack off or start any trouble, and food gets rationed.  A lifestyle just like farmers.  No weight rooms, no TV rooms, and lights out one hour after sunset.  I bet you'll be good and tired anyway.

Anybody have any more?