But . . . sometimes I can take heart when I see work presumably done by a professional and it's so bad, I realize, hell, even I have a chance to make money in this business. So starts a new feature to my blog: The DigiAnnals of Bad Photography.
And what better to get us in the mood than some staged Halloween-themed shots of a starlet wannabe at a pumpkin patch in West Hollywood.
Mmmm, broad-side lighting. Makes her cheeks look like those of Jigsaw from the Saw franchise.
Harsh lighting, disembodied sword coming in from the right, distracting background and breasts - add the drunken stupor look and it's a winner!
You can see more, as well as Patton Oswalt's Twitter feed on this woman's "shoot" at this pumpkin patch. Her names is Phoebe Price - as to who the hell she is, beats me.
2 comments:
Agreed, poor shots......disagree.....no such thing as distracting breasts!
Why oh why, is Phoebe Price flipping you off in the first shot???
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