What the hell?! The Housewives took off Labor Day?!

I'm still having a hard time adjusting to the fact that I did NOT get my RHONJ fix this week.  Please, they filmed that shit last winter - why can't Bravo just run it.  I want to see how Chriddifer and Albie do running a business set up for them by relatives.  I want to see if Ashley (aka Bang of Hammers, Jr., although I'm beginning to believe Bang of Hammers, Sr. that she's her own person now) gets her ass booted out of the house like she sould.  I want to see if Joe Gorga finally admits he's actually Joaquin Phoenix just doing this for the money.  And I want to see if Teresa realizes her husband is an obnoxious drunk and walks him to the curb.

But one thing I don't miss.

I'm thinking about making this a t-shirt . . .