Taken in 1870 . . . in Tennessee! Man, I'm goin' head on down to the Walmart and git me some garlic, I tell you what . . .
This picture is presently available on eBay for $1 million. See, Nick would buy it but he's broke after the real blood suckers - the IRS - done took all his money. And don't tell me if he was really a vampire he wouldn't show up in a picture - if vampires can fuckin' sparkle, they can be photographed.
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And don't forget Keanu Reeves. In twenty years he hasn't changed.
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