Karma . . . or dogma?

Seven dogs starved of food and water for two weeks are suspected of eating their Indonesian owner after he returned to his hometown in Manado from a holiday, local media reported on Tuesday.

See, this is why I leave my VISA and the Domino's coupons with mine when I leave.  They're trained to be self-reliant.  Thank God they haven't been able to score any fake ID, I could only imagine what the bill from the package store would be . . .