I turned my brother into AttackWatch . . .

Here's my latest top-secret, super spy, like, James bond shit, communique to the President courtesy of his AttackWatch.com website.

Greg has never had problems talking to people . . .

Hi, Barry, I'm back!

Okay, this time it's my brother, Gregory Martin.  I'm using this AttackDog website, or whatever you're calling it, to turn him in.  Bastard borrowed $5 from me in 1987 and I haven't seen a penny of it.  So I figured I get back at him by letting you know, I heard him call you "Mombasa Boy."  Or was that Michelle he called that?  Whatever, I know he thinks you're a Communist and not fit for office.

Hey, speaking of loans, I hear that $528 MILLION of MY money that you "loaned" to Solyndra didn't quite work out, did it?  Bummer.  Of course, you have no skill at reading a prospectus, and Tim Geithner uses Turbo Tax, and hell, Biden hasn't even gotten beyond the 16-crayon Crayola box, so I guess it was to be expected.

Here's wishing you total failure in 2012!