Okay, so I wrote this time:
Hello, again. Now my friend, Tim Hirota, wants me to trn him in. You know, I've heard him say disparaging things about taxes - and you, entitlements - and you, and overspending - and you. Is this site just for you, because I have also heard him say mena things about your friends, like Nancy, Harry, and Barney. Hey, did you know Barney Frank is gay? Who knew?! Oh wait, you did? Figures. Anyway, thought I'd let you know.
Hey, do I get, like, mileage points, green stamps, or some shit for each name I give you?
Let me know if I can help you confess your sins! This is almost as farcical as Scientology - "What are your crimes? What crimes did you commit today?"
2 comments:
LOL! I am going to have to turn myself in, too! So much fun!
Criminal offender, terrorist, Right wing Catholic extremist Tim Hirota here.....
oh....wait...hang on....was going to post a nice long piece, but someone's knocking on my door.....
....be back in a jiffy...
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