China is the happiest place on earth(!!) according to a new global happiness index released by North Korea's Chosun Central Television. China earned 100 out of 100 points, followed closely by North Korea (98 points), then Cuba, Iran, and Venezuela. Coming in at 203rd place is America (or rather "the American Empire", 美帝国), with only 3 happiness points. South Korea got a measly 18 points for 152nd place.Goddamn it, I knew was living in the wrong place.
North Korean children do not suffer the problems of obesity like lazy American kids.
Modern dentistry for the masses!
Isn't it about time Kim Jong Il assumes a new status . . . like room temperature?
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