Trust Me, You Don't Want to See Him Angry . . .

As Kentucky-based Sawyer, 58, points out: "I scarcely think Jesus could have overturned the tables of the money-lenders and driven them from the temple if he was a wimp. The model I use for my paintings is a surfer guy who's built like a brick shithouse."

I approve.  My Messiah can beat up your messiah, Tom Cruise!