They were like cannibals, eating their own party and leaders alive. They were like vampires, draining the country’s reputation, credit rating and compassion. They were like zombies, relentlessly and mindlessly coming back again and again to assault their unnerved victims, Boehner and President Obama. They were like the metallic beasts in “Alien” flashing mouths of teeth inside other mouths of teeth, bursting out of Boehner’s stomach every time he came to a bouquet of microphones. (Conjuring that last image on Monday, Vladimir Putin described America as “a parasite.”)
If you think that was written by some pulp fiction hack writer, or a community college dropout who writes for a local "alternative" free weekly on spec, or a middle-aged woman in a university extension course writing class who figures she can write the next vampire love story and make millions . . . wait, that last one may not be too far off from the truth. It's Maureen Dowd from the prestigious New York Times.
Ah HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
She slays me . . .
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