Is Everybody a Douchebag in the Johnston Family?

You saw the brother in Playgirl - and, perhaps even more horrifying, on the arm of Kathy Griffin, the walking piece of beef jerky - and now you can see the sister in Playboy (what's next for her, dating Bill Maher?).  Yes, Mrs. Johnston - who was convicted in 2009 on drug charges - has yet another child to prostitute herself for the 15 minutes of fame . . . Mercede!

(An aside:  evidently the Johnstons enjoyed naming their children after consumer items but  could not afford the final "s" for their daughter.  Sad.)

And . . . I know this is gonna surprise all . . . she hates Bristol!  And all the Palins!  Boy, just wait until you hear her story in Playboy!

Which - I'm going to guess - will sound a lot like her half-wit brother's, right?

I don’t blame John McCain – this is all Sarah Palin. She didn’t have to announce on stage that Bristol was pregnant. She doesn’t care, as long as she’s going to the top. But it’s screwed my whole family up. Levi was a prop, and once they didn’t need him he was out the door.

Guess I was right about the half-wit part.

I don’t think Bristol wanted to be with him whatsoever, not at all. It was all about her using her body to get Levi to retract his statements, and it worked.

Yup, I was.

Oh yeah, and Mercede also poses nude - I dunno, maybe the type of people who listen to her need pictures to tell the story.  Playboy magazine . . . not bad for a working gal from Wasilla.  I guess that's the best she could do since Vanity Fair and The Huffington Post lost interest in her family.