I Was an Adult Today

Being on a different time zone, I was going to call a friend at four o'clock in the morning in his time zone to wish him a happy birthday as a practical joke.  So I called the resort where he is vacationing and asked for his room number.  But then I thought, "Oh, cheap bastard's probably gone the less expesnive route and is sharing a room with his diving buddy . . ." and asked if Senor Other Guy was also staying in the room.  Cuando Fernando, the nice hotel clerk, told me that los dos are indeed in the same casa, I decided I didn't want to chance dealing with a pissed-off dick who wasn't my friend.

Now I'm regretting not having done it . . .
So I posted some corgi porn on his Facebook page.

I don't think he checks Facebook a lot.  If the picture suddenly disappears, I'll know he did.