Zoo York

Oh, gimme a break, AWD!  I'm a native Noo Yawker and we've always been bitchin' about one group or another - give it a couple of generations and they'll be grabbing their crotch and sayin', "I got your Red Sox right HEAR-AH!"  When I was a kid it was the goddamn P.R.'s and now they're complaining that the Dominicans have taken over, when in fact los zacatenos are maing their way to Gotham . . .

I guess since the Chinese now have bought America, they have begun moving in to spend a few of those trillions! Well, the moving truck from Beijing has stopped in NYC! Big time! There’s more Wangs in New York these days than at a San Francisco gay porn convention!

Fugheddaboutit.  Have a drink . . .

Although . . . true story . . . when the Fongs bought the place next to my parents in the Bronx from the Micks that used to live there, my father was chatting it up one day over the back fence with Mr. Fong about the bok choy he had growing in every square inch of dirt possible.  My parents' dog, Bowser, came out to the yard and in all seriousness, Mr. Fong looked at the animal, turned to my father and said, "I give you $75 an' a leg."