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Nature is a whacked bitch . . .

Commercial fishermen in Baja hooked a large bull shark and pulled it to shore, and while gutting it they pulled out a three-foot-long fetus of this freakish, one-eyed albino shark. The bull shark was dead when they retrieved it from a line tied to the bottom of the buoy, and with sharks on the decline harvesting one packed with pups is less than ideal. Especially when one of those pups was sent from outer space on a mission to friend the Earthlings and solve their planet’s energy crisis.

I got a friend going to Baja in a week or two.  His traveling companion told him not to bring his camera, but this is why you want to do so . . . to prove that they walk among us.

Another reason why I swim only in clear, well-lit, heavily chlorinated swimming pools.

Updated!

My friend, Eric Schamel, brought this to my attention:

This California King Snake amazingly has two rare disorders: it's albino and has two heads.

Yeah, don't go swimming AND don't go for any hikes in the hills and mountains.  You know what?  Just sit at the bar and drink, fellas . . .