You will not have me believe that the students at Hogwarts are required to put in service hours, so they come out here with their wands, mumble the proper spell, and presto! The trash is picked up. Hell, recycled even into thin air.
No, I bet the witches, warlocks, wizards, and whatnot come out with Hefty garbage bags and plastic gloves and clean it the old-fashioned way, just as would a local Baptist, Ba'hai, and brethren. And good for them. I have to admit, this is the least likely group I would expect to find adopting a highway in the Bible Belt.
But maybe they ought to put on that top sign, "$1000.00 fine . . . plus we'll hex yo' ass!"
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