Sunday, May 02, 2010

Those Kids and Their Damned Music



Apparently, Justin Bieber has become part of a socialist NAZI movement and is working with reknowned grassroot socialists such as Dustin Dahm and Gerret Franz, both allegedly members of the new NAZI party that is taking hold of America. How scary to know that Justin Bieber and Hot Topic have become new tools for socialist NAZIs in America. They represent Satan and are trying to ally your children with him, as warned.

As seen above, the reach of Bieber has been enhanced by Satan. The crowd of young girls and potentially mentally disturbed homosexual boys who have been wooed by Bieber’s effiminate voice are standing in awe as Justin gives them a Hail Hitler salute. This is very scary and the very thing the Greatest Generation of our country fought against in World War 2.
Okay, I wonder if Christwire.org is a very elaborate joke. Between articles like the one above, and War Brewing Between Goths, Juggalos, and Emos, and Satan Creates New Type of Dragon, it is a strange and bizarre evangelical-drinking-too-much-Koolaid website.
But the advice on how to handle a cheating wife is priceless. If not criminal.
Please tell me this site is an elaborate joke.

4 comments:

Piotrek said...

It seems to be a satirical attempt at discrediting Christians, because atheists seem to believe it's real. I hope that helps.

Katie said...

I would bet on its being an elaborate joke. Avowed atheist acquaintances of mine have told me about such sites and assured me that they're spoofs.

Katie said...

Ahem. Exhibit "A", Counselor:

http://christwire.org/2010/05/if-youre-one-of-americas-greatest-anti-gay-crusaders-does-a-little-trip-to-spain-with-a-rent-boy-really-make-you-gay/

I'd say it's a pretty safe bet that it's an elaborate spoof/hoax site.

Mary Bennett said...

With porn advertising, which I wish you'd had mentioned