Well, quality revenge is hard to come by these days but we have a method that is so insulting and disgusting that you should never wish it on anyone never mind actually go and do it and we don't encourage you to. All we do encourage you to do is give us money and we will send you a package in the mail with tiny, purple dots in it… those are crabs, and they need only be sprinkled on the bedding or clothing of the one you once loved the most to ensure he/she sufferers the fullest wrath of those genital lice. We have a facility in a non-descript location in the British Isles where we do all of our parasite husbandry and carefully considered selective breeding.
You know, what ever happened to just going out and getting drunk with your friends and trashing the ex? Though ya gotta admire the selective breeding used in parasite husbandry.
Speaking of parasite husbandry, The Crescat has her annual award contest, and I need you to click here and vote my blog as Most Bat Shit Crazy.
1 comments:
Ok....I thought that I had heard it all.
Obviously not even close.
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