Twenty-six chickens were mysteriously beheaded at a North Pole chicken coop this week. Then things got weird.Don't you see? It's the Lollipop Guild!
Troopers say they were called to a home on Sharon Road on Monday to a report of a mass chicken slaughter, with the carcasses laid out in a peculiar pattern on the ground.
There was no sign of the heads, troopers spokeswoman Megan Peters said. The carcasses had been laid out in a north-south pattern -- oriented with the coop -- in a roughly 12- to 15-foot line on the ground with a circular arrangement of corpses at one end, in something of a lollipop pattern.
Oh, wait . . . that was Munchkins . . .
I think Santa better watch his back.