Oh, wait . . .A tactile picture of a woman dressed as a pink elephant. She wears a cardboard & paper mask, a chest plate with holes for her breasts, and paper "feet" tie around her wrists with ribbon. Her vagina is shaved, and her pregnant belly is small.
But who knew there were so many blind fetishists? Because in addition to the Elephant Woman, you can buy:
A tactile picture of a woman's bum. Paper legs (only one shown tactually) hang from between her thighs, as she simulates birth.A tactile picture of a naked man dressed as a bunny rabbit. He wears a paper bag mask, maxi pads across his chest, and a toilet paper roll with cotton balls around his penis. Paper hearts decorate the background.A tactile picture of a naked voluptuous woman dressed as a satanic ram. She wears a long cardboard mask of spires, a beard and an inverted cross. Her pubic hair forms a triangle between her legs.
Something tells me it's more than the blind who will buy this. $225 CDN, straight off the thermopress - get 'em while they're hot!
3 comments:
Must be ratings time for "Most Bat-shit Crazy Blog."
How do you pack so much mythology into a few lines? We've got the "masturbation makes you go blind" myth, and all that stuff about people with disabilities not having sex..... Well, of course, we all live in monasteries
There are sighted people who are even weirder than you, and actively seek out blind people to have sex with. I've come across one of these, thankfully only online.
And what's all that about needing to see everything before you get down to business? Hope your partner doesn't mind having a medical exam every night. The end to a perfect evening, turning the lights on full and firing up your microscoope?
Really, you should get out more.
To The Bat!,
First, the reference to the myth that masturbation will make you go blind was done for satire. Just like, I bet, you calling yourself TheBat! from the old saw, "blind as a bat." 'Cause you know, bats really aren't blind . . . snakes have pretty bad eyesight, though. True fact.
Second, really, blind people have sex?! And other people with disabilities do as well? Golly, I didn't know that . . . oh wait, yes, I did. But my question is legit - if you have had no tactile experience with a human body of the opposite sex (yes, I know there are blind gays, but at least they have their own bodies to explore), how would these pictures be a turn on? Tell you what, why don't you come back with a legitimate answer to my question but leave the pole that is up your arse at home.
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