The Crescat knows I lurve her. I'm on retainer for defense when she gets arrested in Rome for stalking the Pope and/or contributing to the delinquency of a Swiss Guard.
Digi: Better have the Crescat put you on "auto-dial" when she goes to Rome...those Swiss Guard are rather prudish (some are German and well, are a bit "squeamish") and might take offense at the least provocation...as for Msgr. G. (you know, the "hunk"!)...you might have a regular 'sexual harassment suit before she gets back to the States:<)! Just kiddin'...I think!
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Did you just try to trump me?
Bow down, bitch!
Oh, you mean...you mean!
The Crescat knows I lurve her. I'm on retainer for defense when she gets arrested in Rome for stalking the Pope and/or contributing to the delinquency of a Swiss Guard.
I actually kind of like this one.
Digi: Better have the Crescat put you on "auto-dial" when she goes to Rome...those Swiss Guard are rather prudish (some are German and well, are a bit "squeamish") and might take offense at the least provocation...as for Msgr. G. (you know, the "hunk"!)...you might have a regular 'sexual harassment suit before she gets back to the States:<)! Just kiddin'...I think!
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