An Arab ambassador called for an instant divorce after discovering his veil-wearing fiancée had a beard and was cross-eyed, it emerged today.
The would-be bride had hidden her face behind a Muslim niqab throughout their short courtship, meaning the diplomat had no idea what she looked like.
But as soon as the marriage was contract was signed in Dubai, in the United Arab Emirates, he tried to kiss her, before coming face-to-face with her hairy face and strange squint.
‘The bride had a nice personality, but there was a good reason why she was hiding her looks behind a veil.
He should be happy he started with lifting the veil first. Ain't nothing worse than trying to get to home plate and discovering there's a man on third.
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Of course they'd have no concept of going to the veil first
hmmm, thats why they wear the burkas..;)
man on third~ too funny. Maybe they're on to something. The dough I could save on make up and the time I could save on hair-do's...
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