You Dropped the Bomb on Me, Baby

Step 2: Be on the prowl…

Once you’ve arrived to your carefully selected gathering, start identifying your victims. Keep an eye out for the narcissistic girl that is really taking pictures to improve her Facebook profile default.

See, I never knew this annoying habit could be an actual art form. I am usually the one taking pictures, but while sticking my camera into people's faces constantly never quite endeared me, now I can be a real a-hole if they try to turn the lens on me!