The principal of an Islamic boarding school in Tangerang is vigorously denying allegations that he raped one of his teenage students. His defense: His “pet genie” did it.
[S]he claimed the principal changed the topic of conversation by saying that one of his genies had a crush on her. He reportedly promised that she would be given certain “metaphysical powers” if she agreed to have sex with the genie.
The principal has denied raping the girl and reportedly told her parents that his genie was responsible for the pregnancy. He said the genie must have been angry because it had not been fed for months. He is understood to have said the genie “borrowed” his body at the time of the rape.
That pet genie needs to get fixed, if you know what I mean. I have heard of men calling it "the Governor," "Little Ed," and "Wally," but this is a new one.
Don't rub that lamp, baby . . .
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trouser trout - one eyed snake - third leg -
why "Johnson" ? - don't see the connection there.
hum .. we have the underwear bomber - and the jeans genie ..
I dedect a pattern here.
Still don't understand the need for men to "name" their appendage.
DiW,
Some things just are what they are.
Here is my best go at it. Men really are enamored of their "willie." They enjoy talking about "it" - no, take that back, I don't like referring to my man-tool as "it."
See what I mean - does this make sense?
junior - thanks for clarifying the subject.
And...NO.....it still makes no sense. LOL
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