DigiBook Review: Squeeze Play

Title: How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

Author Hiroyuki Nishigaki has given us an important text to bring us closer to fulfillment and joy in our lives. I predict that this book will have as great an impact - and as useful - on society as L. Ron Hubbard's Dianetics.

The Table of Contents reveals what a jewel this book really is. Chapters include:

• Turn to bay throwing away pride.
• Stare, shoot out immaterial fiber, ucceed in concentrating, behave with abandon-largesse-humor and beckon the spirit
• Check your condition

How could you not buy it? After reading it, I not only ucceeded in concentrating, my uccess could be measured in all my functions! And I finally learned to spell! As one reviewer called it: "A lovely treatise on the power of positive-sphincking!"

You buy! Today! And feer good for rest of rife!

Also available from this author is Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix: Carlos Castaneda Shamanism Plus a after His Death. I peeked inside and was not disappointed, finding this gem:

The spirit of Mr. Bush is of red-orange color, has a secret weapon like a sharp-dagger side-thrown by hand, and can enlarge to the same width of the state of California about 2 thousand km high.

Of course!