Saturday, January 02, 2010

The British Are So Classy


Experts reckon Brits got through a staggering £100million of booze as revellers drank pubs and clubs across the country dry - resulting in thousands being violently ill.

Captain Ann-Marie Harmer, 44, who is a trained nurse, said: "When the pubs kicked out it was a case of mopping up the walking wounded. We treated people who had been fighting or stumbled in the street drunk."

Yes, the girl in the picture above isn't dead or injured . . . she's just pissed. Very, very pissed. Legless, one might say.
But that's okay. I predict less scenes like this in the UK in years to come. After all, shari'ia law forbids alcohol . . .

2 comments:

Dymphna said...

I just can't imagine being that drunk. There's some kind of spiritual sickness afflicting England's young. But once Islam takes over in 20 years or less, that kind of thing will be over.

Buzz Bannister said...

...nice wheels