Breaking the Code

Recruitment boss Nicole Mamo, 48, tried to post an advert for a £5.80-an-hour domestic cleaner on her local Jobcentre Plus website.

She ended the job offer by saying that any applicants for the post 'must be very reliable and hard-working'.

But when Ms Mamo called the Jobcentre Plus in Thetford, Norfolk, the following day she was told that her advert would not be displayed.

A Jobcentre Plus worker claimed that the word 'reliable' meant they could be sued for discriminating against unreliable workers.

Huh, I bet it was really the request for English speaking workers, which - like "truck" meaning "redneck American Conservative racist" - really is "non-hijab, non-burqua wearing types."

'Cause those types get riled up and start yelling, "Behead all infidels!" which is really just them expressing a low self-esteem . . .