Sunday, May 31, 2009

It's the Thought That Counts


Chavez said he had no information on this but he was thinking of a new present to hand to Obama at the next summit – Vladimir Lenin’s political work ‘What Is To Be Done?
Hugo, don't bother . . . Barry's already read it. Keeps a copy with highlighted passages on his night stand.

Dinner and a Movie

Taxpayers footed the bill for the big night on the town, which included a total of at least $24,000 for the three aircraft used to ferry the Obamas, aides and reporters to New York and back. Dinner costs and orchestra seat tickets -- at $96.50 apiece -- were paid by the Obamas.
Obama's jet, a Gulfstream 500, served as a more modest Air Force One for the day in place of the customary presidential Boeing 747.
The White House declined to say how much the trip was costing taxpayers.
The DigiHusband and I watch Tivo'd episodes of "NCIS" and get a pizza. I dunno, I was thinking maybe he could have waited until he was in NYC for some occasion and say, "You know, while we're here . . ."

Savannah and Cake


Savannah and Cake, originally uploaded by Stephanie Richer.

Day 39/365

Congratulations to Savannah on her high school graduation and best of luck at Arizona State University this fall!

No Answer

Hearts and minds are to be won. Not lives taken. But at the same time, I would be a hypocrite if I did not confess that the phrase, "those who live by the sword . . ." resonates in my mind.
Unfortunately, I expect the pro-choice side to use this as an opportunity to label everyone on the pro-life side as dangerous "nut jobs."
Coincidentally, one of Tiller's minions was honored last week by Obama:
Gold Star Mother Betty Pulliam, who lost a son in Viet Nam, now works to take the lives of other women's sons and daughters at George Tiller late-term abortion mill in Wichita, Kansas. Yesterday, she breakfasted with President Obama and was honored in our nation's capital as part of a Memorial Day observance.
Pulliam, at 83, volunteers her time at Tiller's clinic on busy abortion days. She told the Wichita Eagle of her role as a Gold Star Mother, "You really don't want to belong to this club because in order to belong to this club, you have to lose a child. So nobody wants to belong to it."
Look to the skies . . .

It's a Fairy Tale Redone, for God's Sake

People sometimes think too much. Especially readers of the New York Times.

An editorial in that famed newspaper (and one that I admit, I love to mock) discusses the criticism being aimed at Disney's upcoming film, "The Princess and the frog," that features Disney's first Black princess.
Okay, raise your hand if you guessed that ultimately the plot line is that a princess - after undergoing trials and tribulations of some ilk, with just enough danger to make a 7-year-old girl's eyes grow wide - finds true love with her prince. And they and the folks at Disney merchandising live happily ever after.
The film, directed by Ron Clements and John Musker, two of the men behind “The Little Mermaid,” unfolds against a raucous backdrop of voodoo and jazz. Tiana, a waitress and budding chef who dreams of owning a restaurant, is persuaded to kiss a frog who is really a prince.
The spell backfires and — poof! — she is also an amphibian. Accompanied by a Cajun firefly and a folksy alligator, the couple search for a cure.
I thought so.
So, what's to criticize?
After viewing some photographs of merchandise tied to the movie, which is still unfinished, Black Voices, a Web site on AOL dedicated to African-American culture, faulted the prince’s relatively light skin color.
“Disney obviously doesn’t think a black man is worthy of the title of prince,” Angela Bronner Helm wrote March 19 on the site. “His hair and features are decidedly non-black. This has left many in the community shaking their head in befuddlement and even rage.”
Yeah, and Obama's mama was a white chick - is he black enough? My God, if this is evoking "rage," I guess racism is dead in America because this crap is taking up people's attention.
“Disney should be ashamed,” William Blackburn, a former columnist at The Charlotte Observer, told London’s Daily Telegraph. “This princess story is set in New Orleans, the setting of one of the most devastating tragedies to beset a black community.”
I guess Mr. Blackburn has never been to Disneyland with its Orleans Square. Nor does he understand marketing, because Eight Mile in Detroit just doesn't sell. I am trying to think of a locale where the Black community was not beset by a tragedy, or any community for that matter, and come up with . . . nothing.
Of course, armchair critics have also been complaining about the princess. Disney originally called her Maddy (short for Madeleine). Too much like Mammy and thus racist. A rumor surfaced on the Internet that an early script called for her to be a chambermaid to a white woman, a historically correct profession. Too much like slavery.
“Because of Disney’s history of stereotyping,” said Michael D. Baran, a cognitive psychologist and anthropologist who teaches at Harvard and specializes in how children learn about race, “people are really excited to see how Disney will handle her language, her culture, her physical attributes.”
And she eats chitlins'! Okay, I don't know if she does, but let's scrutinize what she does eat in the movie (although if she was turned into a frog, I'm guessing flies for the most part), what she wears, how she walks, etc. to make certain that Disney's "history of stereotyping" is upheld.
Of course Disney "stereotypes," you morons! This is based on a fairy tale, and in fairy tales characters are always larger than life because it makes for a better story. Little girls like to hear about how the princess got her prince. Oh yeah, it's sexist, I suppose, that it teaches them they have to have a man to be fulfilled, but you know, I think it's really about being able to dress up and, the little magpies that they are, put on something shiny and glittery.
I go to Disneyland with some frequency and I can tell you, I have seen little White girls dressed as Mulan, I have seen Black girls dressed as Belle, I have seen Asian girls dressed as Ariel, I have seen grown men dressed as Cinderella . . . oh, wait, that was West Hollywood last June . . . look, my point is that kids don't generally look to race to identify with a fictional character. In fact, I suspect most kids do not even consider it but choose the character whose story they like. What makes a little boy want to be Yoda over Luke Skywalker? Beats me - maybe the green skin, maybe because he's 900 years old, who knows?
No kid is enthralled by the story of how the Brave Accountant found an error and increased the company's return on investment by two percent. And neither are we adults. We want heroes, we want villains, we want damsels in distress - because it is entertaining.
Now just shut up and buy the t-shirt, will ya?

What Happens When the Cameras Turn Off?


I had not blogged much on Father Cutie's scandal and thought it would die out soon, but I checked on Fox News' website this morning and - as it is obviously a slow news day - was treated to a cover story on how Cutie is "set to deliver his first sermon" at the Episcopal Church of the Resurrection.
What, do the TV news stations planning to cover it live?

I would like to think that as an attorney, I have refined - and continue to refine - my bullshit-o-meter when dealing with people. In my line of business, that is a necessity. So I about spewed the morning java across the keyboards when I read this:

Cutie has said his decision to switch [from the Catholic church to the Epicopal church] was made over time, not since the photos in a Spanish-language magazine rocked South Florida's Spanish-speaking community, where he was known for his good looks and as the host of a TV show on relationships.
Oh, the meter just went to 10. "Father Oprah," as he was called, was enjoying too much of the good life prior to getting caught with his hands in the cookie's jar.

The article also mentioned that "it will take Cutie at least a year to be certified as an Episcopal priest," so I do not quite understand how he is going to deliver a sermon today.

Now I really dislike the guy. I understand that priests are as sinful as the rest of us and when Cutie's relationship first came to light, I figured he had two honorable choices open to him as a Catholic: (a) renounce his relationship and seek healing as a priest within Mother Church or (b) ask to be laicized properly and marry the woman.

I suppose the problem for Cutie in those two choices was the fact it would mean him giving up the limelight - and really, that is what it is all about. Father Oprah wants to stay in front of the cameras, so instead of heading under the radar to sort this out, instead it has become a media circus. And no one is more pleased than Cutie. Prideful prick.

Same with the Episcopal bishops who did the old public "we-embrace-all-people" and wlecomed him with open arms. What was the point of that? To rub it in the face of the local Catholic diocese?

So who is hurt by all this?

The local Catholics who thought they had a true pastor in Cutie.

The local Episcopalians who thought their denomination had more class than to publicly embrace a liar and a cheat.
People who know me also know that while I do not support the idea of women priests, I do support the idea of married priests in the Latin rite of the Church. No, I do not see it as a panacea to what ails the Church, and yes, it would require a lot of thought and not be without its own problems, but nonetheless, I would have no problem seeing a Catholic priest marry, just as is seen in our Eastern rites, as well as converted Episcopalian priests in the Latin rite today. But . . . in her wisdom, Mother Church has not allowed that and so I have an expectation that our priests will live by their vows, just as the married laity is expected to do.
As for Cutie, here is the curse that I wish for him . . . obscurity. The greatest punishment that could befall him is for time to go by and no one cares whether he is in the news or in the media. He has lost the "interest" factor of being a Catholic priest dispensing advice and now remains just another pretty face. Who wants his counseling, tainted as it now is by a screaming lack of sincerity.
And yet . . . I think many Catholic priests who are true to their vocation seek obscurity as a blessing, content to minister to their flock and hope that they are making a difference in their parishioners' lives.
Funny thing that, eh?

Saturday, May 30, 2009

The Ducks in the Bathroom Are Not Mine

I have a goldfish but due to the air conditioner in my apartment being stuck on a constant two degrees celcius, the water in its bowl is iced over and he has not moved for a while so I do not think he is capable of disturbing the neighbours. The ducks in the bathroom are not mine. The noise which my neighbours possibly mistook for a dog in the apartment is just the looping tape I have of dogs barking which I play at high volume while I am at work to deter potential burglars from breaking in and stealing my tupperware. I need it to keep food fresh. Once I ate leftover chinese that had been kept in an unsealed container and I experienced complete awareness.
Anyone who lives with a Home Owner Association will appreciate the humor in the piece above. Click through to read the rest of this exchange between this Aussie and Stevenson Strata Management.

Safe at Second


Safe at Second, originally uploaded by Stephanie Richer.

Day 38/365

I could never be a sports photographer. I was only "just taking shots" at the Angels game last night but if you are shooting sports, it is very intense. Concentration is key because you have to be constantly scanning the playing field, trying to second guess where that "great shot" will be and then reacting very, very quickly.

Mariners beat the Angels, 5-2. But it is still fun to go to the game.

Nobody Puts Queenie in the Corner


Good thing the bitch had back up.

You cannot make this stuff up . . .

It Does Send a Message

Saudi authorities beheaded and crucified a man convicted of brutally slaying an 11-year-old boy and his father, the Interior Ministry announced. According to Friday's statement from the ministry, Ahmed al-Anzi molested the boy and then strangled him to death. He then fatally stabbed the boy's father when the man came looking for his son.

Crucifying the headless body in a public place is a way to set an example, according to the kingdom's strict interpretation of Islam. Normally those convicted of rape, murder and drug trafficking in Saudi Arabia are just beheaded.
I feel there are certain crimes that cry out to God for vengeance. Child molestation is one of them. Sometimes a gentle reminder, like an obituary, is not enough.
Some days I am less tolerant and benevolent than others.
A San Jose, California, Superior Court jury recommended the death sentence for Davis on August 5, 1996. After the verdict was read, Davis stood and made an obscene finger gesture at the courtroom with both hands. Later, at his formal sentencing, Davis read a statement claiming that Klaas had said to Davis, "Just don’t do me like my dad," just before Davis killed her, implying that Klaas's father was a child molester. Klaas's father reacted angrily and left the courtroom to avoid causing further commotion. Judge Thomas C. Hastings proceeded with the formality of the death sentence, saying "Mr. Davis, this is always a traumatic and emotional decision for a judge. You made it very easy today by your conduct."

Friday, May 29, 2009

Be Prepared!


Never let a good crisis go to waste.

The Horror . . .

I don't think I could see this movie alone . . .

Thanks, Pat Riotic!

But They Forgot B. Hussein!

This link was sent to me by my friend Ellen and it's pretty cool. Chinese artists created a painting, Discussing the Divine Comedy with Dante, and as you move your cursor over the people in the painting, it identifies the noted person who is depicted.
Some of the Chinese figures remain unknown to me, like Cui Jian, but if you click on the figure, a separate window pops up with an Internet site for further information.
By the way, Cui Jian is the father of Chinese rock-n-roll. In the picture, he's between Socrates and Lenin.

Obscure Music Friday



Song: When Your Heart is Weak

Artist: Cock Robin

Why This Song Appears Today: Earlier this week, I received an email from a friend, letting me know that a mutual acquaintance was in very poor health. He asked me for my prayers and also added that the ill fellow "refuses to give his heart to the Lord," and so I pray for that as well. His statement reminded me of this song - "when you heart is weak/gonna pick it like I own it." Jesus told us that He will come "like a thief in the night" and how more apt than when we have weak or stubborn hearts.
Keep this fellow - also a retired combat Marine - in your prayers. I especially ask for the intercession of the Servant of God, Fr. Vincent Capodanno.

Making a Point


Making a Point, originally uploaded by Stephanie Richer.

Day 37/365

An animated conversation was taking place at the table across from mine at lunch today, at Hunnee's Cafe in downtown Corona, California.

All of my Project 365 shots (taking a picture each day) can be seen here.

Mark


Mark, originally uploaded by Stephanie Richer.

In case anyone is curious what the DigiHusband looks like, here he is, watching his TV and asking me to get the camera out of his face.

Why? I love photographing people and my family especially. The Old Man is such a grouch . . . good thing I love him.

Sugar, Sugar

Okay, now I feel really old.

"I am so excited, I am getting Married to Archie. There is so much to do, so many plans to make. I wonder if Betty wants to be my Maid of Honor? I bet she is so happy for me!" Veronica writes on her blog.
Yup, Archie is marrying Veronica, breaking Betty's heart.
Hell, yeah - Ronnie's got the scratch. Okay, Archie's gonna have a father-in-law who hates his guts, but will give him a job so Veronica never has to want for everything. And she's high-maintenance - chances are with digital printing leading to brighter colors in the comics, Veronica has already developed a Botox habit. I'm betting that she'll go the hypenated route: Veronica Lodge-Andrews. The kids will be raised by nannies. I don't think they will divorce but eventually the marriage will evolve into a sexless and joyless affair.
What will Betty do? Well, she sure as shinola is not going to hook up with Jughead, whom I suspect is asexual and addicted to World of Warcraft. No, I see Betty as more of the Jennifer Aniston type, probably never getting married but later on adopting a little girl from China. She'll also write for Vanity Fair.
On the other hand, Moose and Midge will marry, settle down, and raise four lovely children. Midge will become an RN and Moose will surprise everyone by opening a successful auto body shop. On their 25th anniversary, the kids will surprise them with a Mediterranean cruise.
Oh, and Reggie Mantle is gay.
Maybe I read too much into comics when I was a kid . . .

Thursday, May 28, 2009

But Swingers Clubs Are Okay

The county employee notified the couple that the small Bible study, with an average of 15 people attending, was in violation of County regulations, according to Broyles.
Broyles said a few days later the couple received a written warning that listed "unlawful use of land" and told them to "stop religious assembly or apply for a major use permit" -- a process that could cost tens of thousands of dollars.
A pastor and his wife hold Bible study in their homes - and are charged with a land use violation. I could understand if there had a large group meeting regularly and holding outdoor services with amplifiers, but a Bible study? My mail carrier meets on First Fridays at a local home nearby with about a dozen other people for praying the Rosary - so is Santa Ana going to get involved?
I am curious to know - how did the county find out about this? Nosy neighbor who didn't like Christians parking their car on the street?

The Reverend Lee Speaks!

Several months ago, the practice of priests sleeping with Protestant virgins before their marriage to Catholic males surfaced. A Catholic male and his would be bride went to speak to the priest concerning their marriage. The priest stated that he would have to try her out before the marriage. The girl told her mother. The marriage took place some months later.
To all priests, I am very disappointed in you. What have Protestant virgins got over Catholic ones? You don't find bands like Aerosmith writing songs about them Proddy girls, do you?
No, I can't make this stuff up . . .

This is What Happens When You Allow Wimmin Priests!


A writer for a small Georgia newspaper who wanted to give President Barack Obama a letter was forcibly removed from a press area near Air Force One on Thursday shortly before he arrived at the airport.

She later identified herself as Brenda Lee, a writer for the Georgia Informer in Macon, and said she is a "Roman Catholic priestess" who lives in Anaheim, Calif. She said she has White House press credentials.
Lee said later in a telephone interview with The Associated Press that she wanted to hand Obama a letter urging him "to take a stand for traditional marriage."
In related news, His Eminence Roger Cardinal Mahoney was quoted as saying, "The bitch is crazy. Don't believe a word she says. Trust me . . ."
Thank you, TUA, for making my day!

What is Truth?

I get a chance to listen to the radio while driving to and from court during the day, and heard a statement on Dennis Prager's show that caught my attention. I posted it on my Facebook but thought some people may wish to comment anonymously, which I allow here at the Hairshirt.

Here is my Facebook posting:

Stephanie A. Richer is thinking about Dennis Prager's statement: "Without God there is no good and evil; there are only subjective opinions that we then label 'good' and 'evil.'" Your thoughts?

Slave Leia Pillow Fight

Somewhere, in a basement in America, sitting in front of a Mac, looking at this picture, there is some guy imagining himself to be Jabba the Hutt. And quite possibly, it's not that big a stretch of the imagination.
(shameful confession: I think adult guys still getting excited over Star Wars is cute)

Is Sotomayor "Pro-Choice" Enough?

Now, some abortion rights advocates are quietly expressing unease that Judge Sotomayor may not be a reliable vote to uphold Roe v. Wade, the landmark 1973 abortion rights decision. In a letter, Nancy Keenan, president of Naral Pro-Choice America, urged supporters to press senators to demand that Judge Sotomayor reveal her views on privacy rights before any confirmation vote.
In a 2002 case, she wrote an opinion upholding the Bush administration policy of withholding aid from international groups that provide or promote abortion services overseas.

“The Supreme Court has made clear that the government is free to favor the anti-abortion position over the pro-choice position,” she wrote, “and can do so with public funds.”

In a 2004 case, she largely sided with some anti-abortion protesters who wanted to sue some police officers for allegedly violating their constitutional rights by using excessive force to break up demonstrations at an abortion clinic. Judge Sotomayor said the protesters deserved a day in court.

Judge Sotomayor has also ruled on several immigration cases involving people fighting deportation orders to China on the grounds that its population-control policy of forcible abortions and birth control constituted persecution.
This gives me reason to be hopeful. Let me say that I know Judge Sotomayor is a Catholic, but that is not the reason - indeed, the criticism that has been leveled at her statement that a "wise Latina woman" can reach a better decision than a white man and thus she is more likely to rule on empathy rather than legal anaylsis is equally applicable to a belief that her Catholic faith would cause her to protect the unborn.
However, notwithstanding her considerable reversal record and with the disclaimer that I have not read her opinions in the cases mentioned above, it appears Sotomayor has not let popular opinion sway her analysis. Which is a good thing, because Roe v. Wade rests on unsteady legal ground in its reasoning by the Court. It would be easy for a Supreme Court Justice, who is seemingly "pro-choice," to overturn Roe and say it is a state issue, and it is up to the individual states to determine their stance on abortion.
But I am only hopeful - the cases above do not deal directly with the issue of whether a woman in America has a constitutionally protected right to an abortion. The overseas funding case is likely about the power of the executive branch, the protestor case is likely about free speech, and the immigrant case is likely about what factors should be weighed in granting political asylum. NARAL is nervous because Sotomayor has no track record on abortion, and for us pro-lifers, it remains improbable that Obama would not appoint someone who is firmly pro-choice.

Prize Catch

Peterson, who once proposed a "Win a Date With Drew" contest, offered a jail version called "Win a Conjugal Visit with Drew." He also joked about prison showers, his legal fees and his "bling" handcuffs, saying humor is how he deals with stress.

"I didn't understand why they had seat belts on the toilet until after I had a couple of meals here," he said while the hosts played a drum-roll effect.

He also said he misses his children and has prayed and read the Bible during his imprisonment.
Martin Luther: sin boldly.

West Side Story

Can you identify this gentleman? No? His name was Benjamin Cardozo. Ring a bell?

He was Hispanic, Jewish, a Democrat, and was appointed by a Republican president, Herbert Hoover, to the United States Supreme Court.

Just so, yannow, you get that whole "first Latino on the Supreme Court" history question right on Jeopardy . . .

Thank you, Claire!

New Blog to Follow

My old Army buddy, Chopper Doc, brought this blog to my attention. Esta chica identifies herself as a conservative and a Catholic . . . and she and I both seem to favor Mark Harmon in our boudoir fantasies.

*snort!* Who wouldn't . . .

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Cue Balls

I swear, you cannot make this stuff up . . .

When there's no underbrush, the tree looks taller . . . or the twig just looks barer.

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

Weight Watchers for a Cause

A group of teachers and community activists plans to start a hunger strike today in protest of the Los Angeles Unified School District's plan to lay off thousands of teachers.

At least nine teachers and two activists will participate in the action, said Sean Leys, a Lincoln High School teacher who will take part in the fast.
Leys said the hunger strike will continue "until the layoffs happen or a new budget is released." The teachers will work in their classrooms this week but "past that, we won't be able to continue," Leys said.
I heard this story while driving home tonight. In the meanwhile, LAUSD administrators are easing their fat asses into the Escalades for that drive home tonight.
You know what these teachers and "community activists" are going to accomplish? Weight loss. Because while this is going on . . .
About 160 instructors and others get salaries for doing nothing while their job fitness is reviewed. They collect roughly $10 million a year, even as layoffs are considered because of a budget gap.
Thank you, California Teachers Association. Worse than the friggin' UAW.

We're All the American Dream

When I heard that Obama had picked a woman as a nominee for Supreme Court justice , who is also - *gasp* - a Latina, I knew we were in for the old Horatio Alger story.
She was “a child with dreams,” as she once said, the little girl who learned at 8 that she had diabetes, who lost her father when she was 9, who devoured Nancy Drew books and spent Saturday nights playing bingo, marking the cards with chickpeas, in the squat red brick housing projects of the East Bronx.
There was something of a pioneer spirit among the Puerto Ricans who settled into the East Bronx after braving tenements farther south or poverty back on the island. To settle into the Bronxdale Houses, as Sonia Sotomayor’s family ultimately did in the 1960s, was to find a haven of sorts, according to people who lived there then.
While her husband worked at a tool-and-die factory, Celina Sotomayor — by all accounts the driving force in her daughter’s life — went on to become a telephone operator at Prospect Hospital, a small private hospital in the South Bronx, and later received her practical nurse’s license. The family’s life was upended when Sonia’s father died at 42, in part from heart complications that had kept him out of the Army. Celina Sotomayor, a widow with two young children and no savings, began working six days a week.
Roman Catholic schools of that era were embraced by many working-class Puerto Rican parents who saw the public schools as too rowdy and dangerous. The Sotomayor family, which is Catholic, was among them. Judge Sotomayor attended Cardinal Spellman High School in the Northeast Bronx, which opened in 1959 and earned a reputation as a school for high achievers. She graduated as valedictorian in 1972.
And two years later, in 1974, I entered Cardinal Spellman as a freshman.
You have to expect the journalists at The New York Times to gush about such "ethnic" backgrounds because I suspect few of them have been to the Bronx beyond the Zoo and Yankee Stadium, and anyone raised in other than private schools on the Upper East Side seems "brave" and had "defied the odds."
But I find it funny that people want to portay Sotomayor as this anomaly coming from poverty . . . because, in reality, she really is not. And I can say that because from all accounts that I have read, Sonia Sotomayor and I have very similar backgrounds.
The Bronx was a different place in the 60's. The fact that Sotomayor lived in an apartment building (put two together and give it a common name and voila - it's a housing project) as so many people did in the Bronxdale section (which is not the burned out South Bronx that Hollywood likes to use as representative of all the Bronx) tells me that she had a middle class upbringing, albeit lower middle class . . . just like me. It is sad that she lost her father at an early age and her mother had to work six days a week . . . not just like me. But my father worked two jobs and my mother worked full-time to feed us three kids. I read in the article that later the family moved to Co-Op City in the 70's, which again tells me, things were not so dire in the Sotomayor household.
I don't hide my roots. In fact, I am pretty proud of them, as I am sure is Judge Sotomayor. But let's not put the gloss on where none is warranted. I remind the livberal press that there is a true "hard luck" story on the bench, one about a child growing up under oppressive laws and in true poverty . . . but no one wants to talk about Clarence Thomas, do they?

Prop 8 Rally




Here are some pictures from tonight's rally in front of the old courthouse in Santa Ana, which is the county seat of Orange. I stopped after work, so I still was dressed for the office. I wandered into the crowd and took pictures. At one point I wanted to get up on a wall for a crowd picture and this kindly lady offered me her hand to help me up, dressed as I was in skirt and pumps. Santa Ana PD was out but there really was no job there for them.

I wonder how many of the couples, if any, were part of the 18,000 gay marriages that were validated by today's ruling?

More pictures can be seen here.

Fire and Brimstone


Fire and Brimstone, originally uploaded by Stephanie Richer.

Day 35/365

I stopped by the old Orange County courthouse this evening, having heard there would be a rally of Prop 8 opponents. There were about 300 demonstrators there and about half a dozen sidewalk preachers telling the sodomites that they were hell-bound. Nobody really paid any attention to them. In the meantime, local Mexicans walked by quickly, glad that the workday was over, and eager to get home for to supper.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Hell Yeah, I Won


My fellow Americans,

I believe the expectation is that I will accept this award for most Bat Shit Crazy Blog with grace and humility. I am expected, I assume, to congratulate those who came behind for their sportsmanship and express my admiration for their efforts. Professionalism would dictate that I salute all contestants in this year's awards and graciously thank the Carolina Cannonball for hosting such a notable competition.

Don't hold your breath.
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!
(. . . takes a swig of tequila and swallows another Risperdal . . .)
Anyway, I would like to thank those who helped - the usual suspects who hang around this blog, SondraK and all the porch minkees, and the people who actually allow me to be their friend on Facebook (but still remind me of the current restraining orders that keep me at 100 yards).
I would like to dedicate this award to the memory of the late Hunter S. Thompson, by whose philosophy I try to live my life: when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
God bless you all . . .
The Digital Hairshirt

I Immigrated from New York, Myself

I was listening to the Associated Press radio news while driving to court and they decribed Obama's pick for the US Supreme Court as being the child of "Puerto Rican immigrants."
When did Puerto Rico become its own country?

Decision Time

Wow. 6-1 on the Prop 8 decision. So, what's next?

Expect first the reaction, which I predict will not be pretty. Once the smoke clears, however, I predict that (a) the homosexuals will find a sponsor in Sacramento to sponsor a bill to repeal the Prop 8 amendment, and (b) also sponsor a bill that will make it impossible to amend the constitution via a proposition.
But for tonight - if you are a "public" proponent of Prop 8, whether you are Mormon, or Catholic, or Black, or were identified as an actual cash sponsor . . . stay safe.

Decision Day

It is Decision Day here in California - this morning we will learn whether our state Supreme Court will uphold Prop 8 that amended the state constitution to define marriage as only being between a man and a woman.
The ramifications will be significant, regardless of how the Court rules. What really is the legal issue here is not "equality" for homosexuals, but whether California's legislative process will survive. Unlike other states where a person needs to get a state legislator to sponsor a bill if a new law is wanted, California has the proposition system - get a cause, get enough signatures, and it becomes a ballot issue, to be voted into law by the people.
The argument is that the proposition system is improper for constitutional amendments. A constitution, one would argue, against which enacted laws are held, warrants a sort of "super majority" vote by the legislation to be amended. They argued this is not an amendment but an illegal revision.
However, in 1972, Californians - upset at then Chief Justice Rose Byrd and a decision that called the death penalty "cruel and unusual punishment" (and the reason why Charles Manson is incarcerated for life, having the good fortune of sitting on Death Row when that ruling came down), used the proposition system to amend the constitution to reinstate the death penalty. The right at issue there is life, and was noted during the Prop 8 arguments.
But Associate Justices Joyce Kennard, Marvin Baxter and Ming Chin noted that voters successfully overturned a 1972 Supreme Court ruling that struck down the death penalty as cruel and unusual punishment. When the measure was challenged, the court upheld it as a properly enacted amendment.

"It would appear to me that life is, at least in my view, a fundamental right," Kennard said. "The court said that particularinitiative restoring the death penalty in California was not a revision."
What does this mean? If Prop 8 is overturned, it may well portend the end of Californian's proposition system, at least to amend the state constitution, which would make a lot of people unhappy - the "will of the people" gets thwarted and in unsteady economic times, that can aggravate the unhappiness. If Prop 8 is upheld, expect more anger and a future proposition measure to amend the constitution to allow gay marriages, and a move to dismantle or weaken the proposition system.
By the way, everyone is asking whether the gay marriages performed before Prop 8 was voted in are legal. I think that even if the Court upholds Prop 8, they will rule those marriages are. But if Prop 8 is overturned for the legal reasons discussed above, how many appeals on death penalty cases will be filed, arguing that the constitutional amendment that reinstated it is . . . unconstitutional.
Oh, and rioting is in the forecast for tonight. Mormons and Catholics - stay safe.

John at Heroes


John at Heroes, originally uploaded by Stephanie Richer.

Okay, I have OCPD - obsessive compulsive pixel disorder. Which means I cannot leave well enough alone. The HDR picture I blogged about below had to be more fine tuned to my liking, and I think I got it . . . at least for now.

BTW, this was taken at Heroes, a very cool bar in Fullerton, California. Nice back patio - perfect for Sunday-after-Mass lunches. And with 100+ beers on tap, you can't go wrong.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Messing Around at Lunch With a Priest . . . and a Camera

Update - I just had to mess with the last picture and change it. Played with saturation and hue levels.

Hey, hey - the title was meant to grab your attention, nothing prurient was intended . . . just a literal description of what I did today.

I have been playing around with High Dynamic Range (HDR) photography, using Photomatix Pro 3.1 and Adobe Photoshop CS4. I find that I can do a variety of things with images shot in RAW format on my camera.

But it occurs to me, which is best? And I have reached the conclusion . . . all and none. Or none and all. Because while some people like the TLM, others like the Novus ordo, and each can be done beautifully . . . and each can be done dreadfully. But let me explain what I am doing with my camera.

I had lunch today with my good friend, John Moneypenny, whom in my posting below I identify as a photogenic person. Again, this is not to say that you'd find him on the calendar "Men of the Diocese of Orange 2010" - trust me, I really don't think it would be a best seller - but because his face can carry a spectrum of expressions. Everyone's face can as well, except some people naturally have muted expressions. Think of some people - like Fr. John here - having 32-bit faces and other folks - like myself - having maybe 16-bit faces, and still others having 8-bit faces. The level of expression is more pronounced on certain people. But enough about the model, other than to conclude with the fact that he works cheap (a burger and a beer, and he's yours).

This first shot is a straight, "shot as is" conversion from RAW to JPG format, with a balanced exposure setting. Not bad, but rather ho hum - although if you are taking pictures "for the memories," there is nothing wrong about this. Expect this from your typical point-and-shoot camera, although you may get something different if you put it on "shade" setting, in which case the camera will likely slightly overexpose your shot to compensate for the lack of light (there's always the built-in flash, which can be effective for "fill lighting" when someone is in shade, but try it with a Kleenex covering it for some diffusion).

The next is also a conversion from RAW to JPG, but I fiddled around with the various sliders, such as exposure, contrast, and clarity during the conversion. A little bit better and great for, say, a web site showing pictures of an event where you want to simply record what happened (by the way, if I recall correctly, he's yelling at the waitress, "Yo, hot lips, whaddaya got on tap?" Okay, maybe not).


Now to have some fun. I shot the picture above using three different exposures - one for shadows, one for highlights, and one for midtones (and as shown in the pictures above). Using Photomatix, I merged the frames to create an HDR image. This is different than taking three exposures and layering them in Photoshop and then "masking" out each layer to capture the details in the highlights, midtones, and shadows. The HDR process literally merges pixels and creates a 32-bit image. Which is great, except that the average monitor and printer - you know, those Best Buy or Costco specials we have sitting on our desks - can only display an 8-bit image. So after creating an HDR file, a person has two choices: compress the tones or enhance the details.

Tone compression creates a more realistic looking file. Here is the HDR processed for tone compression. Of course, you play around with the controls when doing it to find, well, what looks good to you. And if it doesn't, use the undo command. You cannot waste film or chemicals.


Different from the custom RAW conversion - more depth to color and contrast (and again, I set the controls, and someone else might want something different). In my opinion, it makes a better picture for display or conversion into black and white.

Detail enhancement - depending on the range of shadows, midtones, and highlights - can get funky. HDR images processed like this take on a drawn picture quality and some surreal effects can be had when you start taking controls to their extremes.

But that's the whole point - you may want to because you like it like that. I personally like this shot done with detail enhancement. After messing with it in Photomatix, I brought it into Photoshop and played around with a Levels adjustment layer.


I like this and I purposely saved the HDR file so I can play around with it more. With the processing, it looks more like a painting and the FDNY t-shirt and the beer barrels in the background make it seem like Mikey O'Donahue just got off his shift with Engine Company 66 in the Bronx and stopped for a boilermaker on his way home, and has spotted a friend on the other side of the bar.

What's your preference? There are basics that must be followed: always work at getting the best you can in composition, framing, lighting, focus, exposure, etc. But that rule sometimes will not apply when a blurred image may be best for invoking a sense of movement, or a heavily "solarized" picture with blown-out highlights and black shadows brings back the "acid rock" mood of the 70's. Photography is art. Not everyone likes Monet, not everyone gets Pollack. Shoot what makes you happy.

Who Makes a Good Model?


I Heart Carlos, originally uploaded by Stephanie Richer.

I have been throwing up a lot of photos onto this blog, but that has been because this weekend I have been doing a lot of shooting.

It occurred to me today that certain people I know are very photogenic. I don't mean to say that every picture of them looks like a shot from Vogue, but that their faces are very expressive and it is hard NOT to take what I consider to be a good picture of them. They have the type of faces that can show a large range of emotions and their eyes speak. These are people whose faces are animated, regardless of the emotion.

This is a shot of my paralegal, Linda, who loves Carlos Santana. She is photogenic - I have to get a shot of her when she wears what I call her "Joe Torre" face when things are not going well on a case,as it is pure doom and gloom.

I think my son is very photogenic. My friend - who is also my priest - is another person who is photogenic. We were discussing this topic at lunch today and I think another part of it is when you have a face where there is good contrast. He is light-skinned with dark hair and heavier eyebrows, which means lowered he can look quite serious, but when they're raised they accentuate his face, especially whne he is making a "goofy" face.

I have to go in early tomorrow to grab a file before heading to court. Linda is going to find this picture - I call it, "I Heart Carlos" - sitting on her desk when she comes in. Do you think she'll like it?

To Those Who Did Not Come Home

While having lunch today with a fellow patriot, I opined that if a non-citizen puts at least two years in military service or volunteers for comabt duty . . . US citizenship should be granted.
I know the names of those who did not come home to a happy party of welcome - we are in a deep debt for their sacrifice. God bless the souls of the men and women who died in the service of the United States of America. In addition to our military, I count also the men and women who work without recognition - and oftentimes die without it - in the service of the American intelligence community.

Two Bucks Short


Gary With His Sign, originally uploaded by Stephanie Richer.

Day 33/365

Gary was standing at the intersection of Main Street and 1st Street in downtown Santa Ana, California. He told me that yesterday a plainclothes cop pulled up and told him, "I think that's funny!" and gave Gary a dollar.

Gary thinks we should legalize marijuana. He said he used to drink but doesn't anymore.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Allah™

A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet . . . but God by another name is a violation of one religion's branding.
A Catholic church in Malaysia which prays to Allah has prompted a court case over who can use the word.

Muslim leaders say Islam should be the only faith to use it, saying its use in other faiths could lead to confusion and conversions.

Man Working on a Saturday

I don't know, on a holiday weekend, I really could think of a better way to spend my time, rather than sitting in the midst of a lonely office complex with a laptop.

Oh God, I Gotta Go to Confession For This . . .

Yo, yo, Fr. Erik - can I get a dispensation or sumthin' for this?


On the Road: A DigiTravel Log - Annenberg Space for Photography




The DigiDaughter and I went up to Los Angeles yesterday to visit the Annenberg Space for Photography. If you are a fan of photography or you want to see the ultimate in high definition digital viewing, this is the place for you.

It is in an odd location - 2000 Avenue of the Stars. While that sounds like the name of a street you would find in L.A., it is actually in the midst of office high rises, such that you cannot see it from the street and is not that easily found. I had been to that office complex before and was charged $28 for parking (!) but was delighted to find that the Space validated my parking and I paid $1. Next time I have to go there for business, I think I will drop by the Space.

The current exhibit - its inaugural one - is called "L8s Ang3les" and features local photographers showing their point of view of this city (although one photographer - a Los Angeles Times photojournalist - had her pictures of Liberia and Darfur as part of the exhibit and there was an explanation of how our "humanity ties us together and that rot," which I thought was just a way of stretching it to include her). The Space has a cental room that has two fllor-to-ceiling HD projection screens and several smaller monitors, creating a unique experience for viewing photographs, especially when combined with music or narration. I thought the exhibition of photographs was well done, with good framing and display.

And guess what - it's free. No admission. How cool is that? They have lectures and workshops where a fee is charged but to visit it, just stroll in. Me gustalo mucho.

This place is a must-see for visitors to Los Angeles, along with better known places like LACMA. Outisde there is a large and grassy area with tables and chairs and trees, with the buildings creating an urban canyon. Pack a picnic.

Fixer Upper


A Los Angeles couple filed a lawsuit Friday against a writer for the CBS show "CSI," alleging she named two shady characters in an episode after them to get revenge for a real estate deal gone bad.

Real estate agents Melinda and Scott Tamkin are suing writer and producer Sarah Goldfinger for defamation and invasion-of-privacy. They allege the show hurt their real estate business and are seeking $6 million in damages.

The lawsuit references an episode that featured a real estate agent named Melinda, who dies under mysterious circumstances, and her husband Scott, a mortgage broker who watches pornography, drinks and is suspected of killing his wife.
Really? Realtors in Los Angeles being seen as shady? And especially in a declining real estate market filing a lawsuit for $6 million claiming the episode "hurt their real estate business."
The episode aired in February - did you see it? Neither did I. Chances are, if I had, and later was contacting the Tamkins for a real estate deal, I wouldn't remember, buried as it would be in my brain among American Idol, Two and a Half Men, and The Simpsons.
But now I will remember the Tamkins . . . and think, "wow, they are certainly a litigious couple so why the hell would I want to do business with them? Seems to me in a town whose livelihood is based upon the entertainment business, these two yahoos would enjoy the free publicity and make a joke of it, rather than biting the hand that feeds them. Huh, guess they can't be too smart . . ." and move on to the next Westside realtor couple, of which there are plenty.

Waiting on the Results


Me and Aquinas, we're just sitting here, waiting to see if this blog won Most Bat Shit Crazy in the 2009 Cannonball Awards.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Korean Waitresses


Korean Waitresses, originally uploaded by Stephanie Richer.

Day 32/365

I spent the day in Los Angeles with my daughter, going to the Annenberg Space for Photography. Afterwards, we drove down Wilshire Boulevard and then I cut over to Olympic Boulevard, because I enjoy driving through Koreatown. We had not had lunch and it was already two o'clock, when I spied Kang Nam - years ago, when I worked in downtown L.A., that was a favorite spot for lunch.

A tasty hot weather choice is bimbim nyangmyen, a cold noodle dish with a hot and spicy sauce, and I had not had it in a long time. Katherine got bulgoki, which is good marinated beef.

Always seize the opportunity to have or do something out of the ordinary.

Call Your Mom . . .


Rosary Boy, originally uploaded by Stephanie Richer.

She hasn't heard from you in decades!

Baby Sadie


Baby Sadie, originally uploaded by Stephanie Richer.

Star Wars Engrish Fail



Think about it: there is a translator dubbing the actual dialogue into Mandarin and then using the Mandarin to create English subtitles - the title alone got translated as The Backstroke of the West. I can only imagine what the dubbed voices are saying.

I See a Future of Enforced Prius

President Obama said in a cable news interview he is confident General Motors would thrive after restructuring.

"Ultimately, I think that GM is going to be a strong company and we are going to be pulling out as soon as the economy recovers and they've completed their restructuring," Obama told C-SPAN in an interview scheduled to air Saturday.
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The Obama administration favors green energy and provides generous tax subsidies to wind and solar. By contrast, this week the oil industry complained that Obama proposed hiking their taxes by $70 billion over 5 years, including a $122 million on leases the administration considers non-producing.
"If you penalize oil and gas, and add taxes, it is going to make it much more difficult and more expensive. That means U.S. jobs are exported and we won't get the revenues from royalties," said Landry.
I think we'll be heading back to horse-n-buggy. Or follow the old Soviet model where private ownership of a vehicle is limited by the State.

And further dependence on foreign oil. Arab oil. Take a bow!

We are at war with Eurasia. We have always been at war with Eurasia. Eastasia is our ally.

Pray the Rosary


Rosary, originally uploaded by Stephanie Richer.

Take this as a Digi Public Service Announcement.

Capitalism Can Save Us

By bringing us all together for things we want . . .

Watch, some libtard will point out that the Asians and the LGBT community aren't mentioned in the commercial. Screw 'em, they can go to Levitz . . . and I doubt any gay guy would touch that white leather sofa much less put it in his living room . . .

Girl at Church


Girl at Church, originally uploaded by Stephanie Richer.

Day 31/365

Today, St. Joseph School had its May Crowning, and I caught this lass looking pensive - or perhaps a tad tired - at the end of it.

I am going to start making sure my pictures have a copyright on them, just to be safe.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Farhaad


Farhaad, originally uploaded by Stephanie Richer.

Day 30/365

One of the associate attorneys in the office. Just some eye candy, if you like younger men. (Actually, Farhaad is both a gentleman and a good lawyer, and he and his girlfriend are in the midst of convincing a Shiba Inu puppy not to piddle on rugs and chew expensive shoes needed for court . . .)

Goofy


moneypenny, originally uploaded by Stephanie Richer.

I took a picture today at our school's May Crowning, and realized it would make a great obamicon. I call my friend "Goofy" after the Disney character, which can fit his personality at times.

Tuesday, Tuesday

I wonder if they are holding off announcing the ruling - which is decided and written, ladies and gentlemen, it is not as if they doing that this weekend - because of the predicted reaction to their decision and the fact a long holiday weekend stretches before us. Mormons and Catholics don't tear up the joint at bad news . . . but radicalized homosexuals are likely to do so. And no one likes having to call in extra police reinforcements and having to pay them overtime.
Thanks, Justin, for your email alert.
Update: see, this is what I mean . . . found this after posting this.
There will be a meeting from 7-9 p.m. on the evening before Decision Day to talk about civil disobedience, in the event that the Supreme Court upholds Prop 8. It will be at a to-be-disclosed location South of Market.
I hope everything is kept peaceful, but if Prop 8 is upheld, my guess is that some small cadre will start a riot, or at least try. I think Catholic and Mormon churches had best be ready for vandalism if Prop 8 is upheld. Actually, even in celebration, if I were the Mormon bishop at the temple in Los Angeles, I would consider having extra security around the building.

The Digi Family Scrapbook: Howard and Sally


When Cousin Sally married Howard, a widower, she lovingly adopted the role of mother to his two young children, Portia and "Chip," when they were 6 and 4, respectively. Howard wrote me last week that Chip was recently accepted into medical school where he hopes to become a gynecologist. Portia, sadly, got mixed up with Scientology.
By the way, just a reminder that the polls are still open and you can vote this little blog o' mine (I'm gonna let it shine!) as Most Bat Shit Crazy over at The Crescat by clicking through here.

No Fat Chick Jokes, Please

The murderous wife of a Staten Island fire marshal who repeatedly made barbs about her ballooning weight was convicted yesterday of his "cold and calculated execution."

The widow chugged whiskey as she told emergency responders that she was shocked to find her husband's blood-soaked body when she went to fetch clothes from her closet.
She said she never heard the shots because she used earplugs when she slept and had spent the night in the room of her kids, Melanie, 7, and Renee, 8.
The weeks that followed saw a series of bizarre antics from Mercereau, including tossing a treadmill -- and the bloodied mattress she shared with her husband -- from her house and strutting down her driveway posing for news cameras as if she were a catwalk model.
In some aspects, I miss my hometown because you get crazies like this presented by the New York Post in your morning read - not that I encourage such behavior[1], but, I admit, I do have a morbid fascination with the darker side of people and so does the Post.
However, there is a lesson to be learned here . . . if wifey is putting on the pounds, try encouraging outdoor activities that you can do together. Without firearms, preferably.
[1] However, when I am mad at my husband, I do tell him, "We'll never divorce, because we are Catholics. But I could kill you, go to Confession, and honestly tell the priest that I would never do it again."

School's Out

And the lights, too, in this dame's head:
Mary Kay Letourneau and her former sixth-grade student — the father of her two youngest children — are hosting a "Hot for Teacher" night at a Seattle nightclub. Letourneau, now 47, served 7 1/2 years in prison after she was convicted of raping Vili Fualaau, now 26. They were married four years ago this week.
Quite often, I see someone who is doing, or had done, something that I makes me think, "Now, they were full conscious when they thought that one up . . ." Usually, it's for a poor choice in attire. This wins an award for all-time tackiness and bad taste.

Obscure Music Friday


Song: The Flat Earth

Artist: Thomas Dolby

Why I Like This Song: Because it is gentle and sweet, and for me it is one of those songs that allow me to daydream. Plus, Thomas Dolby is a musical genius and I like the fact that he has been married to the same woman since 1988, actress Kathleen Beller.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Okay, This Was Not in the Movie . . .

Waiting on the Supremes in California

The rumor on the street is that the California Supreme Court was going to hand down its decision on Prop 8 today, but refrained because it is the 30th anniversary of the White Night Riots - in 1979, gays rioted in San Francisco because of what they felt was a "too lenient" sentence given to Dan White, the city councilman who murdered, along with Mayor George Moscone, fellow councilman Harvey Milk.
If true to any extent, does that mean that the decision will be that the means by which the voters modified the state Constitution is legal and thus Prop 8 stands? I feel it is likely - regardless of the date - that if Prop 8 wins, there will be at best demonstrations, and at worst riots, in the state's "gay ghettos," such as Castro Street in San Francisco, the Hillcrest neighborhood in San Diego, and the city of West Hollywood.
But if they wait for tomorrow - May 22nd - and Prop 8 stands, that would likely inflame homosexuals further since presently there is a bill in Sacramento to have May 22nd of each year by "Harvey Milk Day."
Well, we wait and see. In the meantime, I read an interesting article that takes the sheen off of the legend that Hollywood made of Harvey Milk:
In naming the onetime camera-shop proprietor one of the 100 most important people of the twentieth century, Time conceded, “As a supervisor, Milk sponsored only two laws—predictably, one barring anti-gay discrimination, and, less so, a law forcing dog owners to clean pets’ messes from sidewalks.” Eleven months on the city council hardly seems the stuff of Hollywood legend. So Hollywood invented a legend.
Rather than the gentle, soft-spoken idealist portrayed by Sean Penn, the real Harvey Milk was a short-tempered demagogue who cynically invented stories of victimhood to advance his political career. During his successful run for city supervisor, for instance, Milk’s camera store was the object of a glass-shattering attack by low-grade explosives. Milk blamed singer Anita Bryant, the outspoken opponent of gay-friendly legislation. “Years later friends hinted broadly that Harvey had more than a little foreknowledge that the explosions would happen,” biographer Randy Shilts noted. One friend explained to Shilts: “You gotta realize the campaign was sort of going slow, and, well . . .”