Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Don't Think It Worked for Oral Roberts, Either

THIS IS AN URGENT LETTER unlike any I’ve written in 30 years. Please read all of it and get back to me in the next 48 hours.

“I have thrilling news to share with you below but first some seriously bad news: With 10% of our church family out of work due to the recession, our expenses in caring for our community in 2009 rose dramatically while our income stagnated. Still, with wise management, we’ve stayed close to our budget all year. Then… this last weekend the bottom dropped out.

“On the last weekend of 2009, our total offerings were less than half of what we normally receive - leaving us $900,000 in the red for the year, unless you help make up the difference today and tomorrow.”
Sorry, Pastor Warren - that kind of money is above my pay grade.
What happens if he doesn't make it? God was gonna kill Oral Roberts. Finally got around to it, too.

I love you so much. It is a deep privilege to be your pastor.

7 comments:

nazareth priest said...

I can't say what I'm tempted to say...
It would be just too nasty...
Yeah, nasty.
Poor Pastor Rick.
Yeah, poor Pastor Rick (I WILL not say it!!)

Joe of St. Thérèse said...

well...I will tough ....

ehilton said...

I had the most fascinating conversation with one of my teen's friends, who is Prot. and went to Mass with us on Christmas eve: "Mrs. H, do I need to bring money?" "No dear." "At our church, you HAVE to give money when you're there. That's something our pastor ALWAYS talks about." "Well, we don't directly pay our priests' salaries. We don't hire/fire our priessts." "Oh, that is a much better system. Our pastor has a lot of money....which I guess is OUR money...."

Eddie said...

I'm Jewish so WTF!

Buzz Bannister said...

I'm Jewish too...if anybody's askin' fer money...My car however is Jehovah's Witness, no matter how much I work on it...it keeps knockin'

Dymphna said...

Pastor Rick has quite a bit of personal wealth. Why doesn't he clear those books himself?

Kasia said...

In fairness to Rick Warren, since his books took off, he stopped drawing a salary from his church, and he and his family have "reverse tithed" - given 90% of their book income to the church and lived on 10%. Unless that's changed.

That said, I won't be cutting a check to Saddleback any time soon...