Caroline and Steve Cartwright's love making was described as ''murder'' and ''unnatural'' and drowned out their neighbours' televisions.I have never heard any complaints from the neighbors about the yodeling. In fact, they have complimented me on the "alpine" atmosphere it gives the neighborhood. I know!
Now Mrs Cartwright is appealing a conviction by magistrates for breaching a noise abatement notice that banned the couple from ''shouting, screaming or vocalisation at such a level as to be a statutory nuisance''.
*Cultural reference to one of my favorite Saturday morning TV shows in the 80's.