Yo, man, me?!?!
Female straphangers are most likely to be touched by slimy subway pervs on rides between Grand Central Terminal and East 14th Street-Union Square than anywhere else underground, NYPD statistics show.Hey! There's a recession on! You see the price of hookers lately?
Actually, I think any guy trying this with a real female New Yorker runs the risk of an impromptu proctology exam in transit, as mst of the chickies I grew up with wouldn't take this crap.