I didn't know that there is a Scientology Holiday Catalog! I love all the useless catalogs that come this time of year for your holiday shopping.
No, I did not actually receive a Scientology catalog, but I saw it and thought, "Wow, I know some people who would just lurve their own Hubbard Mark Super VII Quantum E-Meter!" I mean, there are some people who are still only using the Hubbard Mark Super IV Quantum E-Meter - huh, that's so last year!
And at $4,650, it's a steal! Literally!