Voters last night added language to a town bylaw that will make it illegal to own more than three cats without a kennel license, though Selectman Steven Sullivan said housing three felines was already a violation.
Sure, no one cares about the lonely single women! Mr. Whiskers, Muffy, Swayze, Princess Snowfluff, Tiddybear and I are very, very upset by this! Aren't we, Mr. Whiskers?
On the other hand, this makes sense, because if you have three or more, aren't you ranching and doesn't every business need to be licensed?