No, I would survive because a)I live in a state where it is still legal to own weapons that make the double-tap easy from a safe distance b) I know all the Zombieland surival rules c) I wouldn't make the stupid mistakes the other survivors would.
I'll be fine because I drink AND I know how to play the 5 string banjo in the "G" bluegrass tuning style. So if you see me on the porch playing "My Sweetheart's a Mule In The Mine" I'm just drawing out 'em zombies so I kin git a bead on'em with some "Buck-N-Ball" out of the smooth bore
We are safe here because 1)we live enclosure; 2) we have a Jack Russell Terror that will either scare the s""" out of any intruders or tear them to pieces; 3)lots and lots of holy water and blessed candles.\ As for Zombies, I have the Roman Ritual and saints' relics; couldn't shoot a gun if my life depended upon it...too bad for me!
This shows how Everything Goes to Hell During a Zombie Apocalypse.
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No, I would survive because a)I live in a state where it is still legal to own weapons that make the double-tap easy from a safe distance b) I know all the Zombieland surival rules c) I wouldn't make the stupid mistakes the other survivors would.
I haven't seen "Zombieland" yet - maybe Sunday . . .
BTW, the Apocalypse comes, and the DigiFamily is packing our guns and ammo, and heading to Ogden. Can you find room for us?
C'mon, you saw on my post on Guy Fawkes Day below that Patrick has got a start in burning heretics . . .
Of course Digi, just make sure the Josie and Dante come too.
I'll be fine because I drink AND I know how to play the 5 string banjo in the "G" bluegrass tuning style.
So if you see me on the porch playing "My Sweetheart's a Mule In The Mine" I'm just drawing out 'em zombies so I kin git a bead on'em with some "Buck-N-Ball" out of the smooth bore
We are safe here because 1)we live enclosure; 2) we have a Jack Russell Terror that will either scare the s""" out of any intruders or tear them to pieces; 3)lots and lots of holy water and blessed candles.\
As for Zombies, I have the Roman Ritual and saints' relics; couldn't shoot a gun if my life depended upon it...too bad for me!
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