"Philly fans are a bunch of whiners and should learn how to dress. They should try reading GQ."Trash-talkin' at its finest!
Living up to their second-class billing going into the start of the Fall Classic tomorrow, the Phils arrived in New York yesterday -- by train.
"I don't have hate for Philly exactly -- they are like our redheaded stepchild," he said.
Consider Philadel phia's most famous export -- other than Will Smith: overcooked minced-meat sand wiches doused in Cheez Whiz.
"Their most famous athlete is Rocky, and he's fictional," sneered Alex Rusu, 23, a building superintendent in Gramercy.
Oh! And one more:
And on April 25, 1978 -- the day the pear-shaped, Astroturf-skinned, megaphone-nosed Muppet reject made his first appearance -- Philadelphia lost its last ounce of respectability, Yankee fans said yesterday.
"Mr. Met is even better than that -- and Mr. Met is retarded," said Patrick O'Neill, 22, of The Bronx.
2 comments:
Go Dodgers!
Yeah, but WTF, it's PHILLY. 25 guys, 25 cabs. [GO Phillies! And only dumbass kids put "whiz" on their steak sandwiches, they don't know from bean dip -- Wassamatterwidkidstheseday?]
Bitchin' and moanin' about the Eagles/Flyers/Phillies is "tradition."
So help me, they bitch if a Real Quaker isn't in a box of the oats. Truth in Advertising.
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