I think Maureen Dowd likes Black brothers. She likes the dark meat. Now, that might completely lack any foundation on my part to say that, but hell, since she found racism in Wilson's outburst, which even the White House has denounced, and is purely speculative on her part, I figure I can make my statement.
Now, mind you, I don't really care if Dowd's got that "Shaft" thing going ("'cause he's a bad mother . . . shut yo' mouth!") and for all I know, she's entertaining the entire defense of the Pittsburgh Steelers on a nightly basis . . . oh hell, this seems to be the open season on people saying whatever the hell they want, so let me tell you, Dowd's also doing Pelosi. Oh yah, sure, she's a switch hitter.
And she kills puppies. With kittens.